- Me: talks about fictional characters as if I know them personally
I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.
- Friend: Being in a fandom can't be that bad
- Me: I HAVE WATCHED FANDOMS FREEZE AND CREATIONS BURN
- Me: I HAVE SEEN THINGS YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
- Me: I HAVE LOST THINGS YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
- Me: I know things, secrets that must never be told.
- Me: Knowledge that must never be spoken, knowledge that will make ordinary people bleed!
- Friend: ...
